Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Shut up and take my money! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. There’s one way […]

Soon enough. I wish! It’s a nickel. Then we’ll go with that data file! So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Why would a robot need to drink? Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can […]

Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! With gusto. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Kif might! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Oh God, what have I done? What […]

It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Why did you bring us here? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! With gusto. […]

You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Look, last night was a mistake. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, […]

No argument here. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean […]